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9 First-Class Quotes about Programmers Visualized

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QArea Expert Marketing Manager
July 16, 2014
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Programming, developing, coding, debugging, building, deploying, releasing… That’s not just an everyday routine but an entire interesting world which lives by its own principles and rules.

Programmers. We love them, don’t we? What is in their heads and how it gets there? They are all so much different but pretty much alike. You’ll hardly understand their specific humor if not being involved into web application development services.Their problems and troubles would seem strange to you. But if you are not a novice to software development and related spheres, those quotes would definitely remind you something of your own practice.

Enjoy! (and don’t forget to pin and tweet those you liked)

The software isn’t finished until the last user is dead. @QArea

Deleted code is debugged code. @QArea

I know HTML. <How to Meet Ladies> @QArea

Java: write once, run away! @QArea

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion. @QArea

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. @QArea

One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code. @QArea

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature. @QArea

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 @QArea

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